Minnesota man charged with burrito assault

AUSTIN, Minn. — After tossing a burrito at a woman on Tuesday night, an Adams, Minn., man was charged in Mower County District Court with gross misdemeanor domestic assault.

Troy Hansen also was re-sentenced for a probation violation on a gross misdemeanor DWI conviction from July and sentenced to 180 days in jail.

According to court documents:

Adams police and a Mower County sheriff’s deputy went to the 100 block of Fourth Street NW in Adams after 9 p.m. Tuesday for a report of a domestic dispute. When they arrived, they discovered Hansen had allegedly thrown a burrito at the woman; toppings were still on her head and right shoulder.

The court complaint states Hansen asked the woman for a cigarette and got angry when she refused. He then dumped her plate off the bed and threw her cooked burrito, which struck her in the head. The complaint does not state that the victim was burned, but she said she was scared.

Hansen admitted he had about six pints of beer, was given a breath test and registered a .254 blood-alcohol content, the complaint adds. He was arrested for domestic assault. A review of his record shows a previous conviction for third-degree domestic assault in June 2009.


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Man Exposes Himself On His Way To Court

Keep it in your pants, buddy.

A Seattle man is accused of exposing himself on the way to court to face another flashing charge, according to the Seattle Post Intelligencer.

Vladimir Mishkov, 26, has been accused of exposing himself on five separate occasions, and he’s been convicted of the charge four times.

In the most recent alleged incident on June 12, Mishkov was changing out of his jail uniform in preparation for court when he shouted to a nearby corrections technician, according to the Post Intelligencer. When the worker looked over, Mishkov was allegedly fully exposed and masturbating.

“By his own admission, Mishkov has exposed himself 200 to 300 times,” Senior Deputy Prosecutor Christina Miyamasu said, according to documents obtained by the paper.

Mishkov’s story comes on the heels of at least two serial flashing fiascos.

As reported in the Courier Mail, Clifford Candy of Brisbane, Australia told a judge this month that he flashes people to fight his fear of nudity.

And two weeks ago, a former “Star Wars” Ewok was convicted of flashing a college student on a train to Manchester, England.


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FOUR! Two Women Charged With Baring Breasts On Golf Course


Alicia Binford (left) and Shelly Lewis were arrested after allegedly popping their tops on the golf course.

Illinois golfers were given a double bogey on Monday afternoon, as two blondes reportedly flashed them in broad daylight on the golf course.

Alicia Binford, 43, and Shelly Lewis, 45 were arrested and charged with public indecency.

Madison County sheriff’s deputies responded to the Woodlands Golf Course at about 2 p.m. on a citizen complaint call, KMOV reported.

Binford and Lewis had allegedly exposed their “sexual organs,” according to the complaint, though deputies deemed the “sexual organs” to be breasts. Both women, from O’Fallon, Missouri, were taken to jail on a $100 bond.

There are reports that the exposure may have stemmed from a private group of golfers that host a naked — and illegal — golf tournament on the course once a year, according to the The Telegraph.

“The women were actually naked, straddling the hole as the guys putted on the green,” witness Spencer Olin told the paper.


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